Super Secret Double Probation

I’m all a-twitter.  We got an email from the dean this morning announcing a MANDATORY lab safety meeting for all faculty in Biology, Chemistry, and Physics.  I’m just breathless with anticipation.  Will it be about not wearing open-toed shoes in the lab?  Chewing gum?  Neglecting to wear gloves?

Walt apparently knows, but he’s SWORN to SECRECY.  Perhaps I’ll be able to tell you all after the meeting.  Perhaps only if afterward I kill you.  Time will tell. Shhh.

2 Responses to “Super Secret Double Probation”

  1. Cabell says:

    Hopefully no one is storing radioactive waste in jelly jars again.

  2. frippy says:

    Bearing in mind that I know nothing about your institution or its faculty, I predict there will be an admonishment for wearing iPods while doing labwork.

    Or it will be related to terrorism prevention.

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